Swish and swash the green tea.

A woman goes to the doctor looking all black and blue and says to the doctor: "Doctor! Every time my husband comes home drunk, he beats me black and blue!"

The doctor tells the lady: "Okay, I have the perfect solution! Take this green tea and whenever your husband comes home drunk, just put t...

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The King wants to find the finest swordsman in the land.

His court suggests a contest. Soon, three knights are brought before the King, each eager to claim the title of Best Swordsman. The winner will become the Official Guard of the Princess.

“Before you on the table are 3 cups, and under each cup is a common housefly” bellowed the King. “Once ...

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Free food isn't always the best

Tiffany and her coworkers are all servers and busboys at a busy seafood restaurant. Most of the food is higher end, and the plates can be pricey. The staff sees no problem with cleaning up the patrons' scraps, because they graze the leftovers at the same time.

A regular, Charlie, a man in h...

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What is a Nazi’s favorite sticker?

A Swash-Sticker

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