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Door Knock Jokes

The person who invented the door knock

won the No-bell prize.

I'm going to open a gym with power walking and door knocking classes.

I'll call it Jehovah's Fitness.

Ok this is a groaner, so I expect down votes...

One night, a man is making his way home from the local. He's had a fair bit to drink, when he hears this thumping noise behind him. Not wanting to get involved in whatever it is, he puts his head down and keeps walking. Minutes later he hears the noise again, behind him and getting louder.
‘Thump...

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