Door Knocker Jokes - 9 Hilarious Door Knocker Jokes

As a priest walks down the street, he notices a young girl struggling to reach the door knocker on a tall front door.

"Allow me to assist," he offers, knocking on the door for her.

"Is there anything else I can help you with?" he asks kindly.

"Yes," says the girl, "Now we run like crazy."

Some people think my door knocker is useless...

But don't knock it till you try it.

Do I know what door knockers are?

Nope, doesn’t ring a bell.

Whoever invented door knockers

Probably won a Nobel prize

Why did a scientist install a door knocker?

coz he wanted to win a no-bell prize!!!!!!!!

Did you hear about the guy that invented the door knocker?

He won the "Nobell" prize.

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A list of puns

Here's a list of puns I've been collecting:

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Nope. Unintended.

The shovel was a ground breaking invention, but everyone was blow away by the leaf blower.

A scarecrow says,...

Th little green man.

Once upon a time there was a little green man who lived in a little green house on a little green hill next to a highway. One day, a woman walked up the little green hill and along the little green path to his little green door, grasped his door knocker and knocked. But the little green man was in t...

Sisters of Mercy

A guy is driving down the highway late at night, when he sees a sign that said, "Sisters of mercy: House of prostitution" 3 miles. Thinking he must be tired and seeing things, he gives it no more thought.

Further down the road he sees another sign that said, "Sisters of Mercy: House of Prost...

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