What do you call rock on rock violence?

Basalt

I was tempted to make a violent rock pun

But some people don't like joking about basalt

Why did the limestone get arrested?

For basalt and battery!

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What do you call it when you catcall someone and throw rocks at them?

Sexual basalt.

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