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Basalt Jokes

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Testing, testing, one two three *taps virtual micerphone*

How’s everyone doing tonight?

I’m not doing bad...I’m not doing good but I’m not doing bad. What? Sad for me?

Well I’ll tell you why I’m not doing good. There are a few miners out back. I live near a quarry. Big, huge, thing. You couldn’t miss it staring from the freakin’ sun, you kn...

What do you call rock on rock violence?

Basalt

Why did the limestone get arrested?

For basalt and battery!

I was tempted to make a violent rock pun

But some people don't like joking about basalt

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What do you call it when you catcall someone and throw rocks at them?

Sexual basalt.

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