Testing, testing, one two three *taps virtual micerphone*
How’s everyone doing tonight?
I’m not doing bad...I’m not doing good but I’m not doing bad. What? Sad for me?
Well I’ll tell you why I’m not doing good. There are a few miners out back. I live near a quarry. Big, huge, thing. You couldn’t miss it staring from the freakin’ sun, you kn...
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What do you call rock on rock violence?
Basalt
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Why did the limestone get arrested?
For basalt and battery!
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I was tempted to make a violent rock pun
But some people don't like joking about basalt
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This joke may contain profanity. 🤔
What do you call it when you catcall someone and throw rocks at them?
Sexual basalt.
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