Doner Jokes - 6 Hilarious Doner Jokes

Blood Doner

I tried donating Blood today. NEVER AGAIN! Too many stupid questions....
"Where did you get it?", "Who's blood is it?", "Why is it in a Bucket?".... Damn.

Why is it so hard to be an organ doner?

You need the guts to do it

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Did you hear about Dolly Parton's husband becoming a professional sperm doner?

* He's jerkin' 9 to 5, what a way to make a living.

(I made this up and i'm kinda proud' feel free to spread it around the globe try it on your friend / spouse now and tell me if it got a smile / laugh - or a slow head shake and a sigh)

A man lost his tongue in an accident. He was most upset that he could no longer enjoy his food, so he searched for a surgeon that would do a transplant. Finally he found an organ doner and paid $25k for the procedure...

...later, he had to admit that the new tongue wasn't the same as before, but still it was an acquired taste.

What's the Turkish cannibals favorite meal?

Organ Doner

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Science professor

It is the new school year, and the science class sits down. The professor walks in with a dead body on a stretcher. The whole class screams and cringes at the sight of the body.

The professor says, "Calm down class. Now, in this class you will be doing many things that may provoke feelings of...

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