Giorno and Gyro are lost in Morocco

Old Muslim joke.

Giorno and Gyro are lost in Morocco, they are hungry, they haven't eaten anything for 1 day.

Gyro sees a mosque :

- Gyro : hey it’s a mosque maybe we can ask for food.
- Giorno : we aren’t Muslims they probably won’t give us any food.
- Gyro : we can c...

TIL you can make a gyro by folding a crepe in half instead of pita bread. But you don't have to do it this way. Because

not all gyros wear crepes

I drool as I watch the gyro meat getting sliced off the stick for my wrap...

... then I wonder - is that how vegans feel when they watch someone mowing the lawn?

Europeans use too many gyros for the slaughter of animals. Let's alert PITA.

That was a terrible pun. I falafel.

Greek tacos sound good for lunch.

Gyros in a half shell.

He learned two things that day

A teenage boy was walking down the street and saw a new place opened up in town and there was a sign out front that just said “ORGY”. He was curious and definitely excited, so he walked in asked the first person he found about the orgy. The woman was taken aback at first, then became very upset an...

How do I introduce my friend Harold, the Mediterranean meat magician?

Gyro wizard, Harry!

What did Dave Grohl say when someone stole his Greek takeout?

There goes my gyro!!!!!

Did you hear about the Grecian who ate a radioactive falafel?

He became a super-gyro.

So I was making this image...

There's this cat, and he's trying to find out how much cheese there is in a gyro. He knows its radius and length, but he asks "I can haz cheez density?"

Yeah, I know, it's not very funny.

I should probably stop using math and feta memes.

I don't know what I would do if I got to Greece...

...and couldn't get a single gyro.

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