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Gyro Jokes

Why do robots eat Gyros?

to balance their diet

Giorno and Gyro are lost in Morocco

Old Muslim joke.

Giorno and Gyro are lost in Morocco, they are hungry, they haven't eaten anything for 1 day.

Gyro sees a mosque :

- Gyro : hey it’s a mosque maybe we can ask for food.
- Giorno : we aren’t Muslims they probably won’t give us any food.
- Gyro : we can c...

did y’all know that gyros are actually really bad for you?

yeah they’re made in greece!

What did the sick gyro say to the other gyro?

I falafel.

Europeans use too many gyros for the slaughter of animals. Let's alert PITA.

That was a terrible pun. I falafel.

I drool as I watch the gyro meat getting sliced off the stick for my wrap...

... then I wonder - is that how vegans feel when they watch someone mowing the lawn?

Why does Bonnie Tyler only eat Greek Food?

She’s holding out for a gyro.

An important thing to remember about the Peloponnesian Wars.

Neither side was "good" or "bad"

In fact there were gyros on both sides!

TIL you can make a gyro by folding a crepe in half instead of pita bread. But you don't have to do it this way. Because

not all gyros wear crepes

What currency do the Greeks use?

Gyros

Greek tacos sound good for lunch.

Gyros in a half shell.

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

A boy dreams of one day working at his favorite sandwich shop.

And so, he asks the owner if he could see how the sandwiches are made. Delighted, the owner shows him how he grinds his own peanut butter, prepares his own pickles and even whips up his own mayonnaise. The boy is so excited that he blurts out his deepest wish--to see how the owner makes his signatu...

Someone else grabbed my order at the greek restaurant

All I could do is say , "There goes my gyro."

How do I introduce my friend Harold, the Mediterranean meat magician?

Gyro wizard, Harry!

Did you hear about the Grecian who ate a radioactive falafel?

He became a super-gyro.

So I was making this image...

There's this cat, and he's trying to find out how much cheese there is in a gyro. He knows its radius and length, but he asks "I can haz cheez density?"

Yeah, I know, it's not very funny.

I should probably stop using math and feta memes.

I don't know what I would do if I got to Greece...

...and couldn't get a single gyro.

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