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I ordered a Reuben at a dinner last night…

It was over krauted!

How do you keep a bagel from getting away?

You put Lox on it..


RIP Paul Reubens.

An aging farmer decided it was time for his youngest son to start pulling his weight around the farm.

His older, strong-armed and favoured son, Basil worked hard every day, getting up extra early every morning to milk the cow before dutifully doing the rest of his chores.

The farmers delicious milk became very popular around the area with neighbours often walking miles in for a glass and some...

There were only two people ever shot in a theatre:

Abraham Lincoln and the guy in front of Paul Reubens.

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