Kebab Shop Jokes - 3 Hilarious Kebab Shop Jokes

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A man sees a kebab shop owner, who is cooking some meat, and asks him a question

"Islam?"

"Yes, is lamb."

What do you call an MMA fighter in a kebab shop?

Doner McGregor

What did the Dalai Lama say to the guy in the kebab shop?

"Make me one with everything."

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