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Gyros Jokes

Why do robots eat Gyros?

to balance their diet
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did y’all know that gyros are actually really bad for you?

yeah they’re made in greece!
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Europeans use too many gyros for the slaughter of animals. Let's alert PITA.

That was a terrible pun. I falafel.
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An important thing to remember about the Peloponnesian Wars.

Neither side was "good" or "bad"

In fact there were gyros on both sides!
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What currency do the Greeks use?

Gyros
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This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

A boy dreams of one day working at his favorite sandwich shop.

And so, he asks the owner if he could see how the sandwiches are made. Delighted, the owner shows him how he grinds his own peanut butter, prepares his own pickles and even whips up his own mayonnaise. The boy is so excited that he blurts out his deepest wish--to see how the owner makes his signatu...

TIL you can make a gyro by folding a crepe in half instead of pita bread. But you don't have to do it this way. Because

not all gyros wear crepes
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Greek tacos sound good for lunch.

Gyros in a half shell.
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