Sperm Donor Jokes

He came, he saw, he conquered.

I already had my slogan ready: "Wait till you get a load of this guy!"

She's not having much luck, but I'm pulling for her.

It was devastating. Imagine all the money that has slipped through my fingers.

Because he had loads to do.

A man and a woman were waiting at the hospital donation center.

Man: "What are you doing here today?"

Woman: "Oh, I'm here to donate some blood. They're going to give me $5 for it."

Man: "Hmm, that's interesting. I'm here to donate sperm, myself. But they pay me $25."

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I think an appropriate song in the waiting area of the sperm donor office would be “if I could put time in a bottle”

One blows leads, the other blows loads

But the name Jack in the Box was already in use

It was a master bait & switch.

Cause it’s a nut job

"Veni, vidi, vici."

But I pulled out at the last second.

A guy walks into a sperm donor bank wearing a ski mask and holding a gun.

He goes up to the nurse and demands for her to open the sperm bank vault. She says "But sir, its just a sperm bank!", "I don't care, open it now!!!" he replies.

So she opens the door to the vault and inside are... read more

Dire Straits - Money for Nutting

It's like Father's Day, but it comes a little early.

After trying for months and failing to make a baby, due to his low sperm count, the young couple began to explore their options. They decided that a
sperm donor would be the best way to go. However, the young man insisted on maintaining the family bloodline and since his father had died at an ea... read more

Thank you, come again.

...I came in a jiffy

You know how hard it is to find sperm donors these days?!