A sperm donor, a carpenter and Mehmed II, Ottoman Emperor are in a room. Julius Caesar walks in the room. What did he say?

"Veni, vidi, vici."

Sperm donor

I think an appropriate song in the waiting area of the sperm donor office would be “if I could put time in a bottle”

Have you heard about the woman who got pregnant from a sperm donor without telling her partner?

It was a master bait & switch.

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I applied to be a sperm donor and the nurse asked if I could masturbate in the cup...

I told her i'm pretty good but I don't think i'm ready to compete in a tournament yet.

A sperm donor, a carpenter, and Julius Ceasar walk into a bar.

He came, he saw, he conquered.

I wanted to open a Sperm Donor Clinic

But the name Jack in the Box was already in use

Why didn't the sperm donor have any free time?

Because he had loads to do.

My friend is a frequent sperm donor

Get a load of this guy

What do staff say to sperm donors as they leave the clinic?

Thank you, come again.

TIL sperm donors are paid $50 per donation.

It was devastating. Imagine all the money that has slipped through my fingers.

I was going to be a sperm donor for a friend

But I pulled out at the last second.

Why do all professional sperm donors go crazy?

Cause it’s a nut job

Meanwhile at the Sperm Donor Bank

A guy walks into a sperm donor bank wearing a ski mask and holding a gun.

He goes up to the nurse and demands for her to open the sperm bank vault. She says "But sir, its just a sperm bank!", "I don't care, open it now!!!" he replies.

So she opens the door to the vault and inside are...

Which song does the sperm donor play in repeat?

Dire Straits - Money for Nutting

When I heard you could be a sperm donor by post...

...I came in a jiffy

Don't forget, Sperm Donor day is June 16th this year.

It's like Father's Day, but it comes a little early.

Sperm Donor!

A man and a woman were waiting at the hospital donation center.

Man: "What are you doing here today?"

Woman: "Oh, I'm here to donate some blood. They're going to give me $5 for it."

Man: "Hmm, that's interesting. I'm here to donate sperm, myself. But they pay me $25."

...

The old sperm donor.

After trying for months and failing to make a baby, due to his low sperm count, the young couple began to explore their options. They decided that a
sperm donor would be the best way to go. However, the young man insisted on maintaining the family bloodline and since his father had died at an ea...

I fired my wife from my own company for drinking on work AND wasting office resources.

You know how hard it is to find sperm donors these days?!

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