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Blood Donor Jokes

Whenever I’m sad I just read my blood donor ID.

It always says “B positive”.

A priest, an imam and a rabbit walk into a blood donor center.

The rabbit says: "I think I'm a type O."

Blood donor

I was chatting with a donor before I drew his blood, and he was a dentist. When I drew his blood, there was a little squirt of blood and it surprised him. I looked him deeply in the eyes and told him, “you’re bleeding because you don’t floss”
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