Don't Be Sad Jokes

"Don't be sad, son," says the kid's dad. "Benjy wouldn't want you to be sad. He would want you to remember all the good times you had together." "Really?" asks the kid. "Tell you what son," says the dad, "on the last week, we can throw a party. For Benjy and you." "Can I invite all my friends?" asks... read more

Ram to Shyam:
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Monkeys like you should be in a zoo,
Don't be sad I will be there too,
But not in a cage
Just laughing at you.

Shyam back to Ram:
Twinkle twinkle little star
You should know what you are,
Once you know ... read more

Mom: Don't be sad. All dogs go to heaven.
Me: Thanks mom. Where does updog go?
Mom: What's up dog?
Me: Not much dog. Just looking for a shovel.

One of them goes to a family in eygpt and was named Amal. The other goes to a family in spain who name him Juan.

Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his birth mother.

Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wishes she also had a picture of Amal.

He... read more