Did you know Hawaiians never laugh very loud?

They just give aloha!

Credit to the roommate, caught me off guard

Did you hear about the guy who burnt his house down buy overcooking a Hawaiian pizza?

###He should have cooked it at aloha temperature...

I know where the door is.

What's a quiet Hawaiian laugh?


I just realized if you rearrange the letters in Hola, you get Aloha.

It's because I'm Canadian and automatically add an eh.


Aloha, I'm pretending I'm in Hawaii but really I'm just trying to get lei'd

"Aloha, a bar,"

said a struggling alcoholic ex-Muslim in Hawaii.

I just can't find a woman in Hawaii, my standards are just too high.

But there might still be a chance if Aloha my expectations!

If the ISIS decided to suicide bomb in Hawaii

will they shout "allahu akbar" or "aloha akbar?

What does a hawaiian terrorist say?

Aloha akbar.

I was loudly advertising my Hawaiian finger-food stand in a public place and everybody started running away - wtf...

"Aloha Snackbar!" "Aloha Snackbar!"

I was travelling through Saudi Arabia the other week, when I suddenly become quite peckish

So I stumbled into Mecca Donalds and ordered a double aloha snakbar.

How do Hawaiians greet Admiral Ackbar?

Aloha Ackbar!

What did the hungry Islamic Terrorist say when he landed in Hawaii?

Aloha Snackbar.

Why can't Admiral Ackbar fly to Hawaii?

"Aloha Ackbar" doesn't go over well at the airport

What do you call a muslim opening a bar in Hawaii?

Aloha Snackbar.

What do you get when you cross a terrorist and a Hawaiian food truck?

Aloha snack bar!

I'm sorry

A muslim opens a stir-fry restaurant in Hawaï.

He called it "Aloha-Wok-bar".

What did the Hawaiian terrorists say when they blew up a restaurant?


What does a Hawaiian suicide bomber say when he walks into a building?


Where did Mohammed take his wife of their trip to Hawaii?

To The Aloha Snackbar

A fat Hawaiian man recently converted to Islam

Aloha Snack-bar

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