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Aloha Jokes

Burnt my Hawaiian pizza today..

I should have cooked it at aloha temperature.

I burned my Hawaiian pizza today...

I guess i should have put the oven on aloha setting

I just realized if you rearrange the letters in Hola, you get Aloha.

It's because I'm Canadian and automatically add an eh.

"Aloha, a bar,"

said a struggling alcoholic ex-Muslim in Hawaii.

Did you hear about the guy who burnt his house down buy overcooking a Hawaiian pizza?

###He should have cooked it at aloha temperature...


I know where the door is.

Did you know Hawaiians never laugh very loud?

They just give aloha!



Credit to the roommate, caught me off guard

What's a quiet Hawaiian laugh?

Aloha.

If the ISIS decided to suicide bomb in Hawaii

will they shout "allahu akbar" or "aloha akbar?

What did the Hawaiian Jihadist say to encourage himself?

Aloha Akbar!

I was loudly advertising my Hawaiian finger-food stand in a public place and everybody started running away - wtf...

"Aloha Snackbar!" "Aloha Snackbar!"

What did the terrorist said at Honolulu

Aloha Wakbar

Why can't Admiral Ackbar fly to Hawaii?

"Aloha Ackbar" doesn't go over well at the airport

I was travelling through Saudi Arabia the other week, when I suddenly become quite peckish

So I stumbled into Mecca Donalds and ordered a double aloha snakbar.

What do you call a Middle-Eastern business in Hawaii?

Aloha Snackbar

Someone important came to my house. I tried to make him a pizza with pineapples out of spite, but I burned it.

I should have put it on aloha temperature.

What did the hungry Islamic Terrorist say when he landed in Hawaii?

Aloha Snackbar.

What do you call a terrorist on vacation?

Aloha ackbar

What do you get when you cross a terrorist and a Hawaiian food truck?

Aloha snack bar!


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An Emirates flight is heading for Hawaii...

A flight attendant is bringing the pilots some snacks

The flight attendant enters the cockpit and says "Hello Captain"

The Pilot responds saying "Aloha Snack-bar"

A muslim opens a stir-fry restaurant in Hawaï.

He called it "Aloha-Wok-bar".

A fat Hawaiian man recently converted to Islam

Aloha Snack-bar

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