Aria Jokes - 6 Hilarious Aria Jokes

A man walks into a pet shop ...

A man walks into a pet shop to buy a parrot.

He asks the owner: "How much is the green one here?"

The owner says: "$1.000."

Customer: "That's a lot, why so much?"

Shop owner: "He can sing two arias from Mozart operas."

Customer: "How much is the red one over there?...

upvote

downvote

report

I got bitten by a mosquito and now I can't stop singing "Nessun Dorma"

I think I might have male-aria.

upvote

downvote

report

What would you hear at a very long opera about aliens?

Aria 51.

upvote

downvote

report

Why was Mozart hounded by creditors?

They did not appreciate being paid in Arias.

upvote

downvote

report

What are the first three numbers of an opera singer's phone number?

aria code

upvote

downvote

report

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

A callow youth walks into a talent scout’s office…

…gingerly cradling a cardboard box with some small holes poked in two sides.

After sitting nervously among a four-foot-tall sword swallower, a violinist with six-fingers on each hand, and a sexy contortionist named LuLu LaFrance who whispered something in his ear that turned him beet red, the...

Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information.