He asks the owner: "How much is the green one here?"
The owner says: "$1.000."
Customer: "That's a lot, why so much?"
Shop owner: "He can sing two arias from Mozart operas."
Customer: "How much is the red one over there?...
I got bitten by a mosquito and now I can't stop singing "Nessun Dorma"
I think I might have male-aria.
What would you hear at a very long opera about aliens?
Aria 51.
Why was Mozart hounded by creditors?
They did not appreciate being paid in Arias.
What are the first three numbers of an opera singer's phone number?
aria code
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A callow youth walks into a talent scout’s office…
…gingerly cradling a cardboard box with some small holes poked in two sides.
After sitting nervously among a four-foot-tall sword swallower, a violinist with six-fingers on each hand, and a sexy contortionist named LuLu LaFrance who whispered something in his ear that turned him beet red, the...
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