Doctor Watson Jokes

Sherlock turned to Watson. "Observe the stars above us and the grass below us, what can you deduce? You know my methods."

Watson thought carefully. "From the position of the stars, i can deduce our approximate location, as well as the month. The grass is moist, so it has obviously rained rece... read more

In the middle of the night Holmes awoke and nudged his faithful friend...
"Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see.."
Watson replied, "I see millions and millions of stars"
"What does that tell you Watson?"
"Well astronomically, it tells me there are millions of galaxies and ... read more

They set up their tent, started a campfire, and laid down their sleeping bags inside of the tent. After a few hours of playing cards and joking by the fire, they extinguished the fire and went to sleep. Holmes awoke Watson in the middle of the night and they looked up at the starry night sky.
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They set up their tent, go inside and fall asleep.

In the middle of the night, Sherlock wakes Watson up

"Watson, look up and tell me what you see"

Watson replies, "I see thousands and thousands of stars"

Sherlock then says, "And what can you conclude from that?"

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He was carrying a box of lemons in his arms.

When Doctor Watson saw the box, he asked "Well where did those come from?"


And Holmes answered "A lemon tree, my dear Watson."

Three doctors are discussing which types of patients they prefer. Doctor Watson says, ''I prefer librarians. All their organs are alphabetized.'' Doctor Fitzpatrick says, ''I prefer mathematicians. All their organs are numbered.'' Doctor Ahn says, ''I prefer lawyers. They’re gutless, heartless, brai... read more