When my kids were little they would visit grandma and her old wood floor gave them splinters if they were barefoot. Every weekend I would end up pulling splinters out of their toes and feet. They would howl something fierce but once the splinter was out they would be so glad.
Cut to a year l...
A woman goes to the doctor due to some distressing symptoms.
She tells him she can’t stop dancing and crooning ballads.
“Ma’am, you have Tom Jones syndrome” he says.
“Oh no! Is it rare?” She asks.
“Well, it’s not unusual....”
I’ve just watched a distressing film on how African children have to walk up to ten miles to bring water to their village.
I think it was far fetched.
When you pay a lot for an "antique" chair and then find out that it's just a cheap modern chair that the seller roughed up,