UPJOKE
confinetroubleinconvenienceincommodebotherdistressdetaindisobligediscommoderestrictiverestrictlimitlimitationdelimitconstrict

Straiten Jokes

An old man is put into a nursing home by his daughter...

He sits in the common lounge room and leans to the left.

A nurse aide runs over and stops him from falling from his chair and straitens him up.

A few minutes later He starts leaning to the right - but again a nurse aide runs over and straitens him up.

Later, his daughter calls i...

A farmer went out to the field and found one his cows had gone cross-eyed

The cow could hardly walk and kept bumping into things. Fearing it might hurt itself, he called his vet to come have a look at the cow. The vet took one look at the cow and told the farmer "I've seen this before. You stand up there in front and watch her eyes." The vet took out a section of hose, pu...

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

A bear and a rabbit are in the woods...

A bear and a rabbit are in the woods, crouching by two trees, using the restroom.

A few minutes go by in silence until the bear leans toward the rabbit.

"Hey, do you have a problem with crap sticking to your fur?" The bear asks

"What? No! Leave me alone I'm trying to use the res...

Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information.