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What are the worst three states to live?

State of Despair. / State of Confusion. / State of Poverty.

Three men stand before a judge.

What crime did you commit?” He asks the first one.

“I threw peanuts in the elephant pen at the zoo, “he replies.

“That doesn’t sound so bad. “ the judge says in confusion before addressing the second man, “What crime did you commit?”


“I threw peanuts in the elephant pen at...

Imagine if Americans switched from pounds to kilograms suddenly

There would be mass confusion.

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a gorgeous blond jumped out of her Porsche at an intersection and began shouting at me as our cars had touched ...

"Just ram me up the ass why don't you" she shouted...

...And that Your Honour is where the confusion began. ..

Jacob was a religious man.

He attended church regularly. He was a Deacon in his church. He raised his family to believe in the Lord, but never passed judgement on anyone, believing that judgement was reserved for God alone. When he saw others going astray he would keep his thoughts to himself, unless asked. In short, he alway...

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The sky above the port was the color of a moldy jellyfish, a sickly green that made everyone below feel nauseous. But a group of rebellious clowns, led by the hapless hero Isaac Newton, had a plan to bring some joy to the dreary sky. Using a circus tent and a lot of helium, they intended to lift the...

A tourist is traveling abroad in Europe

She sees two guys on the street and asks them in English how to get back to her hotel. After seeing the confused looks on their faces, she asks them again but in German. Again, they give no response. As they look at each other in confusion, she tries one last time in Spanish. They remain silent as t...

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