Discount Store Jokes - 7 Hilarious Discount Store Jokes

Metallica should open up a chain of mattress discount stores

And name it "Nothing else Mattress"

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I bought my wife a wig from the discount store.

Wasn't going toupee full price.

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Why does Jesus shop at the discount store?

Because Jesus saves

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i heard they were giving away batteries down the local discount store

turns out they were free of charge.

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There must be a special discount store for plumbers...

There pants are always 50% off

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A lady picked up several items at a discount store.

When she finally got up to the checker, she learned that one of her items had no price tag. Imagine her embarrassment when the checker got on the intercom and boomed out for the entire store to hear, ‘PRICE CHECK ON LANE THIRTEEN, TAMPAX, SUPER SIZE." That was bad enough, but somebody at the rear of...

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A Man, an Ostrich, and a Cat, Walk Into a Bar...

The bartender, used to these sorts of jokes, lets it slide. "What'll you have?" he asks the trio.

"I'll have a pint," the man says.
"Just a Coke for me," says the ostrich.
"I'll have a scotch," the cat says. He looks at the man, "so long as you're buying."

"Right," the bartender ...

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