Can the flap of a butterfly's wings cause a hurricane across the ocean?
I don't know, but some bloke eating a pangolin in wuhan has caused loo roll to run out at Aldi...
I got a good price on frozen treats at my local grocery store
So you can bet I’ll be eating Aldi ice cream
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A man wants to kill his wife
He feels that he can't do this himself and needs to get a hit man to do it for him. So he goes to a shady bar and starts asking around, a guy sitting at the bar over hears what he says and turns around, he says "look man I know what you want, I can do it for you" to which the guy replied "ok, wel...