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Dion Jokes

Celine Dion just announced she will no longer sing...

Luckily her heart will go on.

Fans of celine dion attended a viewing of a calm plate of mustard

They misheard the words *serene dijon*

Sometimes I have such a hard time remembering my favorite Celine Dion song

..but it's all coming back to me now.

Neymar was found at a Celine Dion concert, screaming from pain and rolling around.

He was touched by the music.

Which of the following does not belong: a) Gordon Lightfoot b) Helen Reddy c) Donald Trump d) Celine Dion

b) Helen Reddy is not associated with a sinking ship.

Yesterday, I got so depressed..

..I spent entire day listening to Celine Dion records.
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Or that's what I thought until I realised my cat had fallen in to the dryer.

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So this frenchman is down the lake with his brother, there...

And his brother says "I won some Celine Dion tickets from the radio, me, and since you love her I thought maybe you'd like to have them."

And the frenchman takes the tickets, and sure enough they're good ones: front row center. The expectation gets him going so he runs off to the out hous...

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