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Dio Jokes

What's Dio's favourite Disney movie?

Aladdin. Because I can show you ZA WARUDO!

What did Ronnie James Dio wear to Church when he was a baby?

Holy Diapers.

I met a woman who warned me not to approach Dio.

If I did, he would stop time and flatten me with a steamroller.

I decided to ignore her and challenge him anyways.

As I lay there dying on the ground, I take solace knowing that the woman is laughing at me in such a way that she looks just as stupid as I do.

TL;DR... I'm no all-...

Dios mios!

A: You shouldn't say the lord's name in vain!

B: I'm not saying it in vain... I'm saying it in Spanish!

The Oblivious Miner

A miner moves out to Colorado. Having spent a few years in California, he has a pretty good idea of the sort of lifestyle miner's live; up from dusk 'til dawn in the mines, and then from dawn 'til dusk drinking, playing card games and occasionally have some great night with them lady(or ladies).
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My kids wanted to know some spanish

They ask me "how do you say "Oh my God" in Spanish, Dad?"

I say, "Aye Dios mio, but we should not take the Lord's name in vain. Say "Oh my gosh"".

They say, "how do you say THAT in Spanish?"

I said, as I realized the Dad joke I had stumbled on, "Aye Diosh mio..."

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Three buddies from high school take a trip to Mexico...

Each of the men has spent their lives productively, and are each at the top of their respective fields, and they've kept in touch over the years. They decide that, to celebrate their twentieth high school graduation anniversary, they're going to go down to Mexico City together and generally live it ...

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