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Celine Dion Jokes

Celine Dion just announced she will no longer sing...

Luckily her heart will go on.

Sometimes I have such a hard time remembering my favorite Celine Dion song

..but it's all coming back to me now.

Fans of celine dion attended a viewing of a calm plate of mustard

They misheard the words *serene dijon*

Neymar was found at a Celine Dion concert, screaming from pain and rolling around.

He was touched by the music.

Yesterday, I got so depressed..

..I spent entire day listening to Celine Dion records.
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Or that's what I thought until I realised my cat had fallen in to the dryer.

Which of the following does not belong: a) Gordon Lightfoot b) Helen Reddy c) Donald Trump d) Celine Dion

b) Helen Reddy is not associated with a sinking ship.

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