Infinitely Jokes - 6 Hilarious Infinitely Jokes

Infinitely many mathematicians walk into a bar.

The first one orders a beer.
The second one orders half a beer.
The third one orders a quarter of a beer.
The fourth one orders an eighth of a beer.
At this point, the bartender has enough, poors the mathematicians two beers and says: "There you go, split them yourselves."

What's the difference between an infinite line and an infinitely large circle?

There is no difference.

The joke is you just learned math.

When you think about time on the cosmic scale, an infinitely expanding past and future...

60 seconds seems pretty minute.

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What do you call a girl that can table dance infinitely due to unusual geometry infinitely due to unusual the geometry

A Mobius stripper

Iggy Azalea must have an infinitely high viscosity

because she got no flow.

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Just beyond the Gates of Hell, an alcoholic, a womanizer, and a stoner find themselves standing in front of three identical doors.

There to greet them is none other than Satan, who tells them a secret method to getting into Heaven: Each man must spend 1,000 years in a room with their greatest vice. If he does so, he will be allowed to enter Heaven. The catch? At the end of the 1,000 year period, if the man asks to be let out of...

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