Satisfying Jokes - 11 Hilarious Satisfying Jokes

What type of plant is most satisfying to own?

A succ-you-lent

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Satisfying the escaped convict.

A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.

He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes int...

How did the farmer find the sheep in the tall grass?

Satisfying.

Why is pickle flavored bread so satisfying?

Because it's made with a dill dough.

Days ago, i learned how to crack neck. The sound and feeling are really satisfying.

Although the bodies are starting to pile up.

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What kind of night is it, during which you get satisfying oral sex?

A suckcessful one!

Ole has not been satisfying Lena lately, so he goes off to the doctor

When he comes back he is wearing pinstripe trousers, ruffled shirt with silk tie, a frock coat and a tall hat. He has a huge gold pocket watch and is smoking a cigar the size of a dachshund, and he is leaning on a silver-mounted ebony walking stick.

"Ole!" yells Lena, "what on earth are you d...

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"My boyfriend just isn't satisfying me in bed...

It seems cruel to just tell him his dick is too small. I don't have it in me."

What's long, dark, hard and grotesque but very satisfying to beat?

Bloodborne

A young woman, let's call her Emma...

... Loses her arms in a tragic bear accident. After healing, she decides to go get a job. The local church decides to find her some work she can do even without arms. She is hired as the new organ player.

Needless to say, her first day as an organ player goes poorly. She quits in shame.
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What's the trick to satisfying your wife or girlfriend with only 3.5 inches?

Visa or Mastercard?

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