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What do women say to men with big dicks?

I knew you wouldn't know...

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My girlfriend's great at drawing the vaginas.

But she sucks on dicks.

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Guys are all dicks!

Thanks for coming to my ted-talk, Ladies and Genitals.

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What's the difference between a joke and 3 dicks?

Your mom can't take a joke.

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You’re in a room with a hundred dicks. How many do you choke on?

“None.”

“Wow, you’re that good?”

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What do you call a hotel for people with small dicks

The bear-lee inn

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I was at a party where everyone was lined up to get punch. I thought about making a joke, but I just sucked their dicks instead.

I always blow the punchline.

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Dick measuring contest

Kind of long


3 men, 1 white, 1 Mexican, and 1 black were standing on a 15 story building.

Mexican: hey let’s measure our dicks. Just throw yours down, and whoever’s makes it the most stories wins.

They all agree, and the white guy goes first. He unzips, throws his dick do...

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Norm MacDonald died today

When he got to heaven, the angels told him it was mandatory that he take an eye exam to enter. And they all watched.

He read it out loud: “E-I-E-I-Ohhh you guys are DICKS!”

RIP Norm.

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After 12 years of marriage…

is learning your spouse sucked 100 dicks a big deal, or is my wife overreacting?

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