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I once dated a girl who had bad eczema on her chest.....

Lovely girl, cracking pair of tits.

My son has been diagnosed with eczema, so I've made him a playlist to cheer him up.

Hopefully he likes Simply Red.
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February is Eczema awareness month....

I am raising money by selling scratch cards.
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Last week I got eczema, diarrhea, and hemorrhoids.

It was the first time I ever won a game of Scrabble.
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My doctor diagnosed me with eczema but I think they're overreacting

It's just a little rash.
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Everyones skin goes bad this time of year...

Eczemas Day.
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My wife has a cracking pair of tits!

That new eczema cream doesn’t seem to be working.

A woman goes to a doctor's office.

Upset and panicky, she blurts out, “Doctor, every time I go to a bar, I wake up days later in a strange part of town, surrounded by guys, bleeding from every orifice, my clothing ripped and stained, my money gone, with dry, cracked hands.”

The doctor nods. “You clearly have a problem.” ...
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