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I once went out with a girl who had really bad eczema on her chest...

She had a cracking pair of tits.

February is Eczema awareness month....

I am raising money by selling scratch cards.

My doctor diagnosed me with eczema but I think they're overreacting

It's just a little rash.

Last week I got eczema, diarrhea, and hemorrhoids.

It was the first time I ever won a game of Scrabble.

Everyones skin goes bad this time of year...

Eczemas Day.

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My wife has a cracking pair of tits!

That new eczema cream doesn’t seem to be working.

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My girlfriend has a cracking pair of boobs.

Her eczema is getting worse.

A woman goes to a doctor's office.

Upset and panicky, she blurts out, “Doctor, every time I go to a bar, I wake up days later in a strange part of town, surrounded by guys, bleeding from every orifice, my clothing ripped and stained, my money gone, with dry, cracked hands.”

The doctor nods. “You clearly have a problem.” ...

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