My boyfriend has dandruff.

"My boyfriend has dandruff. What's the best way to remove it?" I texted my mother.

She replied, "Just give him Head & Shoulders."

20 minutes later.

I texted my mother back, "Okay. Now how do I give the shoulders?"

How do you make dandruff?

From Scratch.

Did you know Princess Diana had dandruff?

They found her head and shoulders in the glovebox

[NSFW] A wife calls her friend to ask about her husband's dandruff problem

Friend: Oh, just give your husband Head and Shoulders

Wife: Oh, okay

15 minutes later, wife calls her friend again

Wife: Sorry for asking again, but how exactly do you give shoulders?

A women calls her mum about her boyfriend's dandruff

The mum replies "have you tried giving him head and shoulders?"

The girlfriend thinks for a moment, and says "how do i give him shoulders?"

What do you call it when Trump has a dandruff problem?

Flake News!

A blonde and a brunette are talking about their boyfriends’ dandruff problems

The brunette says, “my boyfriend used to have dandruff, but I gave him Head and Shoulders and it went away in a few days”

The blonde thinks for a minute and then replies, “how do you give shoulders?”

My dog told me he lost 50% of his dandruff with his new shampoo but we was upset because now his fur was more

ruff

There are several types of dandruff

I can name a few off the top of my head.

My friend is in advertising,lately he ask 10 women whats the worlds number 1 dandruff shampoo.10/10 answered

...HOW DID YOU GET INSIDE MY BATHROOM PERVERT!!!

The only person responsible for dandruff prevention is you.

It falls on your shoulders.

What do you call someone with frosted tips and dandruff?

Frosted flakes

I'm sorry

If life gives you lemons...

Apply it on your hair, it's good for preventing dandruff.

What Dandruff Shampoo Does Guy Fieri Use?

Frosted Flakes.

Thought of this on the ride home and I am still laughing. Sorry for the bad joke, I needed to share.

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TIL that my Head & Shoulders shampoo's proven HydraZinc formula fights dandruff from the first wash, removing visible flakes and residues, relieving dryness and tight scalp, and leaving my hair smelling great.

I also learned not to forget my phone when I take a shit

Have you heard about the man with dandruff who lost the top half of his body?

I hadn’t either, until I found his Head & Shoulders

What do you call the girl with dandruff who missed her appointment at the hair salon?

Flakey

A blonde and brunette walk into an elevator

They exchange pleasantries and the door closes, the next floor a man gets in with terrible dandruff.
Both women look at each other but don’t say anything.
When the man gets off and the door shuts they share a laugh.
The brunette says “wow he could definitely use some head and shoulders!”<...

Dandruff in the Elevator

A blonde and a brunette get into an elevator and punch in two of the highest floors. They do not know each other, so they stay to themselves.

About halfway up to their respective floors, a balding gentleman enters the elevator with them, with some of the most atrocious dandruff either of the ...

Some people make remarks about my dandruff.

I just brush it off.

A blonde and a brunette are riding in an elevator...

At one point, a man steps aboard with dandruff all over his suit. He gets off a few floors later and the brunette turns to the blonde and whispers-

“Now THAT’S a guy who could really use some Head & Shoulders!”

The blonde looks perplexed:

“How do you give somebody shoulde...

My grandfather was diagnosed with Alzheimer's and Severe Dandruff...

He's been really flaky lately.

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Trucker is hauling a B-double with three containers full of computer parts.

It's getting on toward dark, and so he stops at a steakhouse for a bite.


The first thing he sees is a sign on the door:


NO THONGS


NO SINGLETS


NO NERDS


MANAGEMENT RESERVES THE RIGHT TO REFUSE ADMISSION


No nerds? Weird. But whatever...

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The Tale of Kevin Bopper

Back in high school there was this kid named Kevin Bopper. He was... strange, to say the least. He was that quiet kid with long, greasy, dandruff-ridden hair, a face full of acne, and wore a leather jacket- you know the type. The thing that made him stand out, however, was his weird fixation on traf...

A blonde joke

A blonde is talking to another about her new boyfriend. “How is everything?” She asks

“ He’s great except he has dandruff.” Says the first.

“ That’s not a problem, just give him some Head and Shoulders.”

“Okay” says the first, “ but how do you give shoulders?”

Blonde & Brunette

There’s a blonde and a brunette sitting in a bar checking out guys. The brunette sees a good looking guy but notices the he has dandruff. The brunette says “he’s cute but he could use some head & shoulders”. The blonde replies “how do you give shoulders”

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A blonde and a brunette are on an elevator when...

... a handsome young man enters on the next floor. He is absolutely stunning and both women are enamored. He smiles politely at them and selects his floor, turning around to face the door in process. That is when both ladies noticed he had a horrible case of dandruff.

The brunette whispers t...

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Redneck Mary is working in the barn...

Her husband, Jack is staring at her as she's leaning over to pick up stuff.

Jack got horny and asked Mary - Mary why are you not wearing any panties?
To which mary replied - Oh I'm wearing a black skirt, how do you see that I'm not wearing any panties?

Jack, pointing at the floor...

Elevator confusion

A blonde and a brunette are on an elevator together and it stops to let a man on. The man is wearing a business suit and has obvious dandruff flakes on both shoulders. He says hello and gets out on the next floor. The women continue to ride in awkward silence when the brunette speaks up. She says, "...

(Blonde joke I just remembered) A blonde and a brunette...

A blonde and a brunette are walking in a shopping mall and spot a man with really bad dandruff. He has a look of visible anger on his face as he passes the two girls. The brunette says "Wow, that guy could use some Head & Shoulders." The blonde says back "How do you give Shoulders?"

Give him head

Hello Mom

*Hi Sweet heart*

My bf has dandruff.What can I do about it?

*Give him head & shoulders honey*

How do I give shoulder mom?

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In 1859, there was this German Chemist living in London, England.

One day he received a new batch of experimental powder from Columbia. Curious to find out what the substance was, he opened the package and it erupted in a puff of powder. After inhaling half the cloud the Chemist felt vibrant, energised and happy.

“I hast not seen ziss beefore”, thought t...

I just bought this hair product that uses bat guano.

It's supposed to get rid of dandruff, but it didn't work!

Turns out it's just sham poo.

A blonde works in a dermatologist office...

and her boyfriend has terrible dandruff, so one day she asks the Dr. what she can do about it.He says, "Its simple, just give him head and shoulders." The next day she comes in and says to the Dr. " I've got one more question, how do you give someone shoulders?"

How can you tell when a Serbian girl isn't wearing any underwear?

By the dandruff on her shoes.

Blonde woman goes to the doctor...

She tells the doctor that her husband has terrible dandruff and they've tried everything and it just keeps getting worse. Doctor tells the blonde to go home, give him head and shoulders, and come back in two weeks. Two weeks pass and the woman goes back to the doctor, "I'm stumped, he still has dand...

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