Charles XII of Sweden, Darius of Persia and Napoleon are sitting at a bar.
Charles XII of Sweden, Darius of Persia and Napoleon are sitting at a bar, watching a military parade on CNN. Impressed by modern technology Charles XII says - "Man, if i had mechanised infratry like that I'd have kicked ass at the Poltava battle."
Darius replies - "And if i had artille...
Just bought a new game where you have to paint pictures of Ancient Iran
It’s called Prints of Persia
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Were you there?
Once upon a time, far away in the ancient land of Persia, the ruler of the country was called the Shah and his wife was known as the Shahnee.
And it came to pass, in the fullness of time, that the Shahnee gave birth to a son, and this son, being the heir to the Peacock Throne was given the t...
There was once a really wealthy lady in Persia. People believed she knew black magic. Curious, the Shah sent over one of his advisors:
Advisor: So how is it that you amassed all this wealth?
Lady: When I was 13 my Uncle gave me a funny looking lamp..
Advisor: ..a magical one? ...