A writer was prosecuted for a short story he wrote

They gave him a long sentence.

Why can’t you prosecute unleavened bread?

Because there’s no proof

What did the Dentist say when he was being prosecuted in court?

YOU CANT HANDLE THE TOOTH!!!!!!

A Brit, a Spaniard, and a Frenchman

A Englishman, a French man, and a Spanish man are caught stealing in a foreign country. They are prosecuted and the judge sentences them all to 100 lashes each. However he wants to look lenient in the eyes of their respective countries, so he reduces the lashes to twenty and allows them to have two ...

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A judge recently prosecuted a woman for flashing a man to get "new ink done"

It was a case of tit for tat

Why can Saint Nicolas never be prosecuted?

Because of the Santa Clause

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Today a young man was detained after being caught red handed with a giant magnifying glass. He'd been focusing the light to a small dot on to peoples bottoms until they caught fire.

He was prosecuted for arse-sun

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Rachel Maddow & Joy Reid die & go to heaven.

When they arrive at the Pearly Gates, God is there to greet them: "Welcome. You are free to ask me one question, which I will answer truthfully."


Breathlessly, without hesitating, Rachel asks, "Why didn't Mueller prosecute Trump-Russia treason? Was he in on the conspiracy???"

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Where's the best place for Edward Snowden to hide?

Wallstreet. No one there ever seems to get prosecuted.

Did you know that if you put 10,000 monkeys in a room with 10,000 typewriters then....

...... you're a rich, eccentric weirdo who should be prosecuted for animal cruelty.

During a job interview,

Tom was nailing the job interview, and then the interviewer said:
"Before I give you the job, I must make sure that you know what a Penguin is."
"What's a penguin?" asks Tom, only to be yelled at:
"YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT A PENGUIN IS?! GET OUT! AND NEVER COME BACK!"
Tom then comes back home...

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