Protesting Jokes - 33 Hilarious Protesting Jokes

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Protesting dirty jokes

Annoyed by the professor of anatomy who liked to tell "naughty" stories during class, a group of female students decided that the next time he started to tell one, they would all rise and leave the room in protest. The professor, however, got wind of their scheme just before class the following day,...

Why are monks so good at protesting?

The more ohms you have, the greater the resistance.

The illegals protesting with Mexican flags, shouting "Trump is not my President" are telling the truth.

Their president is Enrique Peña Nieto.

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-Sir, there are people protesting our products outside because of our animal testing.

-I'm tired of all this hypocrisy …big pharma and cosmetics test their products on animals all the time…
-Yes sir, but we make dildos.

A man is protesting in the Red Square in Moscow

He holds up a sign that says "The President is an idiot".

Within 10 minutes the secret police comes to arrest him.

"But I'm not talking about President Putin!" he protests. "I'm talking about the American President."

"Nice try," says the secret police, "we know who the idiot is....

A group of hard of hearing people are protesting

"What do we want?"

"Hearing aids!"

"When do we want it?"

"Hearing aids!"

My friend Dante was a big PETA supporter, but suddenly started protesting against them.

Dante’s in fur now.

How do you know that workers in factory that produces M&M's are protesting?

They start painting the m letters upside-down.

How do you know that workers in factory that produces M&M's are protesting really hard?

They paint the m letters on the wrong side of the chocolate candy.

I'm against protesting

I'm just not sure how to show it.

Deaf people are violently protesting because

They don't feel their voices are being heard

Is it okay to mock kids for protesting global warming?

Not in the current climate.

I saw a bunch of old people protesting outside of Chick-fil-A...

They were raising canes.

Alot of people have been protesting for the climate

They're just afraid of change

Why aren’t more conservatives protesting the sales of pre-shredded cheese?

I thought we were trying to make America grate again.

I HATE THE SECOND LETTER OF THE ALPHABET SO MUCH THAT I AM PROTESTING!!

Say it with me!

BOOOOOOO Bs!
BOOOOOOO Bs!
BOOOOOOO Bs!

What do you call a city filled with protesting geese?

Honk Kong

I saw a lady protesting at the capital grounds with a sign that read " vaccines contain aborted fetus' "

I couldn't believe it, how can she be protesting something like that I thought.

I marched right up to her and said "you think that's bad? Johnson and Johnson makes organic baby oil"

You know those people protesting the stay at home order are really doing a great job

Proving that natural selection does exist

A Chinese journalist is interviewing a riot officer about the protests occurring in his city.

Journalist: Do you find it difficult to follow orders that may harm the people protesting?

Riot Officer: I do, some of these people are my friends and neighbors. When given such a choice, the only thing I can really do is listen to my heart.

Journalist: And what does your heart say?...

When Putin began his first term in office…

When Putin began his first term in office in 1999, he asked the then outgoing president Boris Yeltsin if he had any advice for him since he, Putin had no prior experience in politics.

Yeltsin reportedly handed him two envelopes and said, if things go bad, open the first envelope. If thing...

What do you call a group of Karen’s like the ones protesting lockdowns?

A Covid of Karens.

What do you call it when your intestines start protesting?

A bowel movement.

A group of lingerie models were protesting

They were met with stiff resistance

Ranchers are protesting over round hay bales.

They claim that their horses aren't getting a square meal.

People are crazy in Michigan; protesting Covid-19 despite being one of the hardest hit states?

There must be something in the water.

People are outside the White House protesting, screaming IMPEACH IMPEACH IMPEACH!

Trump grabs his Switch, runs outside and yells I’M BOWSER, I’M BOWSER!

People are protesting for us to change the name of our company.

I don't know why, we hang the colors is a good name for our dry-cleaning business.

There are a ton of nihilists protesting downtown today...

They're part of the #NoLivesMatter movement.

Woke up. There was a group of indians protesting outside my house

Must be all the pipe I am laying.

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Why were the two homosexual melons protesting at city hall?

Because they cantaloupe

A little British boy raises his hand to ask his teacher a question

"Miss, My mother says freedom is the most beautiful thing in the world. What does freedom mean?"

The teacher seeing the importance of this question for the sweet, innocent child, thinks quickly about how best to respond.

She smiles sweetly and says "Why don't you come up and tell the c...

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Seriously guys. We had a fair election. Stop protesting and trying to stop him from being our leader. He's your leader now, so deal with it.

...said the Nazis to the Jews.

A nail company wants to expand their business...

The firm, a long-established family company called Wilson's Nails, has seen their revenue declining in recent years and decides to try an ad campaign to boost sales. They contact a highly regarded Madison Avenue ad agency to produce an ad for them; After a few weeks, the agency sits the owners and s...

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