A Ukrainian peasant finds a genie in a bottle. The genie offers him three wishes. He’s a stupid peasant but he knows what he likes.
The peasant says, “I want the Chinese to invade Ukraine from the east and then go back to China.”
So it happens and the Chinese army invaded Ukraine from ...
Marvel just did the most risky marketing move of all time.
Announcing “Avengers: Secret Wars” to the public kind of defeats the purpose.
2020 is nearly over.
So either it gets even harder and defeats us. Or we make it through to next year. Either way, 2021.
April 4th National School Librarian Day
I asked the librarian if she would direct me to the self-help books. She said, “that sort of defeats the purpose doesn’t it?”
A scientist is looking to conduct an experiment using dolphins
He goes to the pet store and asks the clerk if they have any dolphins
The clerk responds “We don’t have any dolphins, but would a whale work?”
The scientist responds “No thank you, that defeats the porpoise”
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