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Decoys Jokes

What did one snail say to the other?

Nothing. They were both decoys.

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A man loves to duck hunt one night his wife asks to go with him the next day

He told her she could. The next morning he wakes up gets the dog, grabs the guns and the decoys and wakes her up. She looks at the clock, sees it’s 3:45 and tells him she’s going back to sleep. He says “you have 3 choices. You give me a BJ, you let me put it in your ass, or you’re going hunting. She...

Elephant Hunter

I used to hunt elephant but had to quit.. Carrying the decoys got to heavy.

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