I had to give up on my idea to create the world’s smallest flamethrower.

It was burning a hole in my pocket.

I think with the recent success of Elon musk’s “not a flamethrower” sales he should consider moving into a different market maybe perfumes

He could call his first brand Elon’s musk

Who’s the happiest person at a furry convention?

The one with the flamethrower.

I just burned 81,500 calories

Now to hide the remains and the flamethrower

A Soviet General visits his troops...

He goes to see his men to raise their morale, and to encourage them to continue destroying the Finns on he Eastern front.


From somewhere within the forest he hears, "Ha! One Finn is better than ten Russians!"


The general is angered by this so he rounds up the nearest ten soldie...

Elon Musk takes out a loan

The year is 2020.


Elon musk walks into a bank in London and asks for the loan officer. He says says he is going to space on a business trip for two weeks and needs to borrow £5,000.

The loans officer says the bank will need some kind of security for such a loan, so Elon Musk ...

It takes a village to raise a child...

...it takes a child with a flamethrower to raze a village.

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