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Creditor Jokes

My creditors are cheering me on in my gymnastics classes

They called to talk about my outstanding balance

Why was Mozart hounded by creditors?

They did not appreciate being paid in Arias.

Hodja, a Turkish farmer, is coming home from the marketplace, and as he's entering his home he sees two men he owes money to coming down the road to his house.

Stepping inside, he instructs his wife to tell the two creditors that he isn't home.

The two men arrive and knock on his door, the wife answers and tells them Hodja isn't home. The two men are annoyed, and one says "don't give us that nonsense, we just saw him walk in this door two minutes ag...

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