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Arrears Jokes

Did you hear about the deaf accountant?

Her payments were in arrears.

What kind of Doctor has the worst credit score?

Proctologists, they're always in Arrears.

A woman walks into a bank

The clerk looks up at her and realizes the woman has a fifty dollar bill stuck up each ear, worried, he goes to his manager. "Oh that's Miss Henderson" the manager says, "Shes got a hundred dollars in arrears"

Did you hear what happened to the big game taxidermist who fell behind on his debt?

His deer rear career is in arrears

What does broke Marc Antony say?

“Friends, Romans, countrymen, I’m in arrears.”

So my brother got an exorcism

Went fine until he fell arrears on the payments and got repossessed

I forgot to pay my colonoscopy bill.

Now I’m in arrears.

Why did the bankrupt woman have hearing issues?

Her money was in arrears

The tale of Thanksgiving.

It's that time of year, so raise a cheer, here's to drinking beer and shooting deer. Here's to friends who are sincere and friends who will endear. When others appear we give them a leer, but not so severe that they leave out of fear. We send pioneers to explore the frontier, and they return bearing...

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