Arrears Jokes - 9 Hilarious Arrears Jokes

Did you hear about the deaf accountant?

Her payments were in arrears.

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What kind of Doctor has the worst credit score?

Proctologists, they're always in Arrears.

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A woman walks into a bank

The clerk looks up at her and realizes the woman has a fifty dollar bill stuck up each ear, worried, he goes to his manager. "Oh that's Miss Henderson" the manager says, "Shes got a hundred dollars in arrears"

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Did you hear what happened to the big game taxidermist who fell behind on his debt?

His deer rear career is in arrears

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What does broke Marc Antony say?

“Friends, Romans, countrymen, I’m in arrears.”

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So my brother got an exorcism

Went fine until he fell arrears on the payments and got repossessed

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I forgot to pay my colonoscopy bill.

Now I’m in arrears.

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Why did the bankrupt woman have hearing issues?

Her money was in arrears

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The tale of Thanksgiving.

It's that time of year, so raise a cheer, here's to drinking beer and shooting deer. Here's to friends who are sincere and friends who will endear. When others appear we give them a leer, but not so severe that they leave out of fear. We send pioneers to explore the frontier, and they return bearing...

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