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Pollinate Jokes

God initially planned to use wasps to pollinate flowers.

But in the end, he went with plan Bee.

What pollinated most of the world's crops and doesn't take any of the credit?

A humblebee

I'm obsessed with watching cornstalks being pollinated by the wind

I obviously have a cornography addiction

Where do flowers go when they get pollinated too early in the spring?

Plant parenthood

How does a flower get pollinated?

Beez Nuts!

Sonic

I’ve been experimenting with ways to pollinate my greenhouse tomatoes. The best method so far is vibrating blossoms with an electric toothbrush.

My buddy suggested blasting heavy bass to pollinate all of them at once.

He pointed out I would have a soundgarden.

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What do the other Daleks on planet Skaro say?

Teacher Dalek - "EDUCATE! EDUCATE!"

Student Dalek - "PROCRASTINATE! PROCRASTINATE!"

Horny Dalek - "PROCREATE! PROCREATE!"

Bored Dalek - "MASTURBATE! MASTURBATE!"

Bee Dalek - "POLLINATE! POLLINATE!"

In-love Dalek - "INFATUATE! INFATUATE!"

Actor Dalek - "IMPE...

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