Where do flowers go when they get pollinated too early in the spring?

Plant parenthood

I'm obsessed with watching cornstalks being pollinated by the wind

I obviously have a cornography addiction

God's plan to use wasps to pollinate didn't work out.

So he had to resort to Plan Bee.

What pollinated most of the world's crops and doesn't take any of the credit?

A humblebee

How does a flower get pollinated?

Beez Nuts!

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What do the other Daleks on planet Skaro say?

Teacher Dalek - "EDUCATE! EDUCATE!"

Student Dalek - "PROCRASTINATE! PROCRASTINATE!"

Horny Dalek - "PROCREATE! PROCREATE!"

Bored Dalek - "MASTURBATE! MASTURBATE!"

Bee Dalek - "POLLINATE! POLLINATE!"

In-love Dalek - "INFATUATE! INFATUATE!"

Actor Dalek - "IMPE...

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