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Two Irish men, mick and Dara are walking in the woods..

Mick and Dara are walking in the woods when they come up on a sign saying "Job opportunity! Good pay. Tree fellers wanted."
"Ah, jaysus" says Dara, 'tis but a shame there's only two of us"!

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Sex after death

*Sex After Death*
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A Parsi couple made a deal that whoever died first would come back and inform the other if there was sex after death.

Their biggest fear was that there was no after life at all.

After a long life together, the husba...

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People who live in glass houses...

should masturbate in the basement.

-Dara Ó Briain

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