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Dar Jokes

Why is darK spelled with 'K'and not with 'C'

Coz you cant 'C' in dark

I can always tell if someone is Canadian.

I’ve got eh-dar

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A young Chinese couple gets married. She's a virgin.

Truth be told, he is a virgin too, but she doesn't know that.


On their wedding night, she cowers naked under the sheets
as her husband undresses in the darkness.

He climbs into bed next to her and tries to be reassuring.

'My darring,' he whispers, 'I know dis you firss ...

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A family wants to know why they were named the way they were.

A fathers daughter walks in and says, “Dad, why is my name butterfly?

The father replies, “well, when you were born a butterfly landed on your head.”

Then the second daughter walks in and asks, “Dad, why is my name lily?”

The dad replies, “well, when you were born a lily flew in...

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The Crude Pianist.

A pianist scored an interview at a local restaurant. He is sent to the manager and is asked to play a few songs from memory.

The pianist says - “this is one of my favourites. It’s called ‘I Was Fucking Your Dog But It Bit My Penis So Now My Balls Hurt’”.

The manager, appalled, says - “...

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