Do you like rollercoasters?

Cause I'm an emotional one.

French people on the rollercoaster being like...


What do you say when you go on a rollercoaster in France?


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When butterflies go on rollercoasters...

do they get humans in their stomach?

My son wasn't allowed on the rollercoaster because he wasn't big enough. How unfair is that!

.... making a two-year-old watch their dad go on it alone.

I visited an old, abandoned fairground yesterday...

My whole family advised me not to.

"Don't go near the rollercoaster", said my mum.

"Why?" I asked.

"Remember... the story of how it is haunted by Runaway Tom... a ghost that is said to tie his victims to the track and have the rollercoaster run over them."

"Don't ...

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The woman next to me on this rollercoaster won't stop screaming.

Its like she's never seen a penis before.

What do English speakers yell when they're on a rollercoaster?


What do Spanish speakers yell when they're on a roller coaster?


What did Matthew McConaughey say when his friends asked him if he wanted to go on a rollercoaster?

"I'll ride, I'll ride, I'll ride"

I experienced a virtual rollercoaster while eating an apple.

Shook me to the core.

I built a Rollercoaster park but it's not as good as a lot of others

It definitely has its ups and downs thiugh

A relationship with me is like a rollercoaster

It has a weight limit

My girlfriend broke up with me at the fairground...

We'd been on the see saws and, you know, we'd really had our ups and downs.

Then we went on the biggest ride at the fair. That was a rollercoaster.

Then we got to the carousel.

"I don't think this is working" she said

And she was right. It didn't feel like we were going...

English speakers yell "yes" or "yeah" when excited. Spanish speakers yell "sí"....

...French speakers sound like they're going down rollercoasters.

My family and I rode Space Mountain as Joy, Disgust, and Anger from Inside Out.

It was a rollercoaster of emotions.

What do robots eat?

A bit of this and a byte of that.

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