Rollercoaster Jokes - 14 Hilarious Rollercoaster Jokes

What do you say when you go on a rollercoaster in France?

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I visited an old, abandoned fairground yesterday...

My whole family advised me not to.

"Don't go near the rollercoaster", said my mum.

"Why?" I asked.

"Remember... the story of how it is haunted by Runaway Tom... a ghost that is said to tie his victims to the track and have the rollercoaster run over them."

"Don't ...

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I remember meeting a guy, before the days of the Internet, who wanted to try and start a new 'Joke Format' and I'm interested to see if it catches on.

It's like a 'knock knock' Joke in that you have a set-up line response sort of thing like this:

1. 'I started a new business'
2. 'Oh yeah? What business are you in'
1. 'The Rollercoaster business'
2. 'And how's business?'
1. 'it has its ups and downs'

Or

1. 'I s...

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My son wasn't allowed on the rollercoaster because he's not big enough.

How mean is that...making a two-year-old watch their dad go on it alone?!

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Do you like rollercoasters?

Cause I'm an emotional one.

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This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

The woman next to me on this rollercoaster won't stop screaming.

Its like she's never seen a penis before.

What do English speakers yell when they're on a rollercoaster?

Weeeeeeeeeeee!!!!

What do Spanish speakers yell when they're on a roller coaster?

Nosotros!!!!!

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A relationship with me is like a rollercoaster

It has a weight limit

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I experienced a virtual rollercoaster while eating an apple.

Shook me to the core.

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I built a Rollercoaster park but it's not as good as a lot of others

It definitely has its ups and downs thiugh

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English speakers yell "yes" or "yeah" when excited. Spanish speakers yell "sí"....

...French speakers sound like they're going down rollercoasters.

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What did Matthew McConaughey say when his friends asked him if he wanted to go on a rollercoaster?

"I'll ride, I'll ride, I'll ride"

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My girlfriend broke up with me at the fairground...

We'd been on the see saws and, you know, we'd really had our ups and downs.

Then we went on the biggest ride at the fair. That was a rollercoaster.

Then we got to the carousel.

"I don't think this is working" she said

And she was right. It didn't feel like we were going...

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What do robots eat?

A bit of this and a byte of that.

Courtesy of /u/DabsyGalore here
http://www.reddit.com/r/gifs/comments/1dnslv/i_made_a_working_rollercoaster_using_only_canned/c9s630i

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