Today is the day many people will confess to their crushes
And say it was an April fool's joke when they get rejected
Did you hear about the guy who crushes Pepsi cans with a hydraulic press?
It's sodapressing.
The death count nears 50 after scaffolding collapses and crushes fans at a rock music festival...
Eye-witnesses say there was a lot of heavy metal.
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