I wanted to buy a new car but I’ve read that there are a lot of counterfeits on the market nowadays
Guess I’ll just keep my Honda Prius then
I joined a crime syndicate that steals and counterfeits valuable art
I don’t like what they do, I’m just in it for the Monet
A man counterfeits $18 bills...
...and needs to get rid of them, so he takes a trip through rural Iowa. Coming to a small general store at a remote crossroads, he goes in and asks the old man behind the counter if he would please break his bill. The old man replies, "Sure, would you like 2 nines or 3 sixes?"
If i had a dollar for every good joke posted on r/jokes...
... I'd have 2 dollars and a bunch of counterfeits.
Credit to u/maxline388
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