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Cougars Jokes

I am really scared of encountering cougars when I go on a run

If I ever saw one , I'd Puma Pants .

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Forget cougars, I'm a Puma hunter

On the hunt Looking for

Pussy Under My Age

My buddy has stopped trying to date cougars and is chasing something older!

Are those called sabre-toothed tigers?

A Glasgow woman has reported terrifying multiple sightings of a puma in her local park

Similar events were reported in England, as when the nightclubs reopened, people saw a huge number of prowling cougars.

There’s was a Mother’s Day retreat in the mountains

there were too many cougars

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3 men and their wives were walking through a Forrest late at night...

All of the sudden, a large cat crosses their path. Not knowing what to do, the 6 of them stop.

The first mans wife pipes up and says “don’t worry honey, I have to fight off cougars all the time when they try to hit on you at the bar, I got this”

The mans wife approaches the cougar and...

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So there's this duck...

...and one day he's walkin down the street when he gets a huge craving for some donuts. So he goes to the bakery and walks in and says to the baker "hey man can i get a dozen donuts, half glazed and half boston creme?" And the baker's like "No, you can't. We don't serve ducks here." And the duck's a...

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