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Censorship Jokes

Say what you will about censorship on Reddit

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A soviet joke about censorship that I found in my school book

An American tells a Russian that people in USA have the freedom of speech and that he even could go to the White House and shout:"Go to hell, Ronald Reagan!"

The russian answers:"Oh, we also have freedom of speech. I, too, can go to Kremlin and shout:" Go to hell, Ronald Reagan!"

China's so good at censorship

They gave themselves 5 stars.

I think the worst thing about censorship is

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This new censorship by Nintendo is horrible....

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Did you hear the joke about censorship?

You might expect to simply see the word \[removed\] here, but actually most censorship is self-censorship whereby people edit their own work to pre-empt any conflict with the censors, so please DM me for the answer to this joke

Why is Blizzard so quick to resort to censorship?

Because they're nothing more than a bunch of snowflakes.

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What did the censorship manager tell his employee?

Get the fuck out of here.

"Social credit system , censorship of any info that does not fit their narrative , Demonization of people with wrong think " You know who I am talking about.

Reddit

A joke about Reddit's censorship policy.

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What happens if you take a popular website, add a dash of censorship, and allow the discretionary system of control to be based on the biases of individuals...

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There are four types of people in the world

1. People who believe in censorship

What's the difference between Hong Kong Protestors and Redditors?

Protestors do not tolerate censorship.

Took down a Tiananmen Square Massacre photo yesterday...

“Censorship bad”

Old Russian Joke as told by one of my college professors who was Russian.

Had a professor in college who was one of Gorbachev's and later one of 21 economic advisers under Yeltsin. He used to tell us these sort or stale Russian jokes that I always got a kick out of. Here is one of them:

Jimmy Carter and Brezhnev were having a deep philosophical discussion comparin...

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What kind of boat doesn’t let you be nude or swear?

A censorship

To /r/news

China just called, they want their censorship back.

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Where are You from?

At a bar, a guy seats next to a asian. The asian drinks a bottle of beer. He asked

“Hey. Where are you from? China? Japen? Or korea?

“Guess what. I’m gonna drop hints. “

“Okay. Gimme. “

“In my country, there is internet censorship. And Making a porn is illegal. Also Pros...

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The Mexican president has a rare cancer of the brain and is in need of a brain transplant. His only option is a risky new procedure that his doctor recently perfected.

He now has to “shop” for his brain.

“Sir, as this is a new procedure, our pool of brains you can choose from is rather small. Prices of the brains will vary,” said the doctor.

“Okay, show me what you’ve got. I have an important job, so I’ll need the best brain,” replies the president...

The man who saved Reddit

In the not too distant future, web censorship is pervasive; speech and freedom are strangers to one another; while pirates sail the seas with impunity, digital pirates are incarcerated by the busload.

Anyone who speaks out against this ban on open-dialogue or the free-sharing-of-ideas is grou...

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