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Cook Meal Jokes

How do angels cook meals in heaven?

They put them in the Microwave on High

Husband: Honey, I invited a friend home for dinner. Wife: What? Are you crazy? The house is a mess, all the dishes are dirty, and I can't cook meal. Husband: I know all that. Wife: Then why did you invite the friend?

Husband: Because the poor fool is thinking about getting married.

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

The Bum & the Gentleman

A bum, who obviously has seen more than his share of hard times, approaches a well dressed gentleman on the street.

"Hey, Buddy, can you spare two dollars?” "You are not going to spend it on liquor, are you? The well-dressed gentleman replies. ”I don’t drink " says the bum.

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