UPJOKE

If hobbits were a plant how would they make food?

They would frodosynthesize.

Why don't people In wheelchairs make food by a recipe?

The recipe needs to go step-by-step

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Scientist have discovered a way to make food that, after eaten, produces absolutely no solid waste.

They expect that within a few million years, humanity will physically evolve to accommodate our new digestive requirements. They also predict the world will become a utopia, because there will be no assholes.

She said “Take me to one of those restaurants where they make food in front of you”

So I took her to subway

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