A farmer accidentally overcooked his, one of a kind, psychic cow
He now has a rare medium well done
What do you call a steak that you accidentally overcook?
A misteak
Did you hear about the guy who burnt his house down buy overcooking a Hawaiian pizza?
###He should have cooked it at aloha temperature...
I know where the door is.
A cannibal brings a fortune teller home to his wife.
He says, "Remember not to overcook this one. I like a medium rare."
If you start to smell burning toast you’re having a stroke
or overcooking your toast
My neighbors came around the neighborhood this morning with flyers complaining about how someone stole their delivered dinner from their front stoop last night.
If you ask me, it feels like an overreaction for some poorly seasoned vegetables, overcooked salmon, and the lemon-tinged green beans, all of which had already gone cold anyway.
I went to a vegan BBQ
I thought the Vegan was overcooked
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Restaurant Order
A resident in a hotel breakfast room called the waiter to his table.
"I want two boiled eggs, one of them so undercooked it's runny, and the other so overcooked, it's tough and hard to eat. Also, give me some grilled bacon that has been left on the plate to get cold; burnt toast that crumbles...
Whenever asked about my culinary skills I always say I'm great at all kinds of cooking
Overcooking, undercooking...
What do you call a black jew?
Overcooked
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