A farmer accidentally overcooked his, one of a kind, psychic cow

He now has a rare medium well done

The chef overcooked the beef...

it was a misteak!

I went to a vegan BBQ

I thought the Vegan was overcooked

My neighbors came around the neighborhood this morning with flyers complaining about how someone stole their delivered dinner from their front stoop last night.

If you ask me, it feels like an overreaction for some poorly seasoned vegetables, overcooked salmon, and the lemon-tinged green beans, all of which had already gone cold anyway.

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A trucker walks into a hotel...

... and says to the receptionist... “ I’ve been on the road for a couple of days. Give me your dirtiest, messiest room, some overcooked spaghetti with burnt sauce and the ugliest hooker in town!”

The receptionist said: “ Well, we have a reputation to uphold at our establishment! We’ll give yo...

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What did the chef say when Hannibal Lecter sent his breast meat back, complaining it was overcooked?

"TOUGH TITTIES!"

Whenever asked about my culinary skills I always say I'm great at all kinds of cooking

Overcooking, undercooking...

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Restaurant Order

A resident in a hotel breakfast room called the waiter to his table.

"I want two boiled eggs, one of them so undercooked it's runny, and the other so overcooked, it's tough and hard to eat. Also, give me some grilled bacon that has been left on the plate to get cold; burnt toast that crumbles...

What do you call a black jew?

Overcooked

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