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Acquittal Jokes

Kyle Rittenhouse has a lot of people to thank for his acquittal.

I suggest he start with the prosecution.

John and the Mob Boss

John was serving as a jury member in a high-profile gangster trial. The mob boss's underlings approached John with threats and a bribe:

"There's no way a death sentence will be passed. At worst, it'll be a life sentence." Shaken, John agrees. The trial proceeds, and the jury is sequestered. H...

Remember how white people rioted after OJ Simpson's acquittal?

Me neither.

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