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Carcinogen Jokes

I'm trying to avoid carcinogens...

asbestos I can...

It's difficult to explain the carcinogenic siding on my house.

But I can try asbestos I can.

A carcinogen wins an award

for most deaths caused in a year. When asked what his secret is he replies, “honestly, I just tried asbestos I could.”

A client told me he had some questions about carcinogens in his home

I told him I’d answer asbestos I can

I found carcinogenic pieces of flooring around my house

I try to clean them out asbestos I can

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