Jack and Joe are in prison, in separate cells, some distance away from each other. Sad little jail cells really, with only a solitary, tiny window to peek into the outside. So they pass the time as best they can by telling each other jokes.
One day, Jack asks , "Got any new jokes, Joe?" ...
I don't know the meaning of the word "quit." I was going to look it up, but...
I still have some suicidal thoughts, but most of them have already killed themselves.
I’m a perfectionist. I’ve been writing and rewriting a suicide note for twelve years. It’s killing me.
My friend asked, “Must you write so many suicide jokes?” “Don’t worry. I’ll stop soon.”